Red White & Blue Guide Service
Guided Fishing Trips & Mythically Deadly Catfish Bait
Red White and Blue Guide Service helps anglers get on the water — and Unicorn Shit gives catfish something they can't ignore.
No more chasing trip details through Facebook comments.
Phone numbers, headcounts, dates, and bait questions used to evaporate halfway down the thread. Use the forms here — everything lands in one admin queue so Scott can call back without doom-scrolling.
Built for the water
Simple trip requests: preferred date, backup window, headcount, and how you like to fish — no guessing what got lost in a notification stack.
Unicorn Shit reality
Small batches. Local demand. No guessing.
Unicorn Shit is handmade punch bait poured in small batches and usually sold at the lake or lake store when Scott has supply — small batches sell fast. This site lets folks signal interest and check bait availability so Scott isn't herding requests through scattered comments.
Guide service
Lake rigs, muddy landings, loud reels
Half days, full grinds, after-dark whiskerfish missions — Scott knows where fish stack when the lake does weird stuff. Tell us your dates, crew size, and comfort on the water; you get a straight call back, not a scavenger hunt through Messenger.
Request a Trip
What this solves
Catfish do not read comment threads
When the bite turns on, you want bait in hand and a guide who already knows your headcount — not a half-buried “still available??” from three weeks ago.
Unicorn Shit
Premium Catfish Punch Bait
Handmade punch bait made in small batches: Unicorn Shit is usually sold at the lake or lake store when Scott has it — demand stays ahead of what one bench can pour. Get a heads-up here instead of gambling on comment threads.
Not for human consumption.
How it works
- 1
Request a trip or join the bait interest list
Pick the form that matches what you need — charters and bait use separate queues so nothing gets mixed up.
- 2
Leave your phone and details
Scott works off voice and text — email is optional. Say how many anglers, preferred dates, rough bait quantity interest, and anything else that keeps the day from going sideways.
- 3
Scott follows up directly
No bots, no ticket numbers — you get a human with waders in the truck who can talk ramps, lake conditions, and when punch bait is fresh.
Ready to get on the calendar?
Use the trip form for charters or the bait form for Unicorn Shit — both land in the same small-business inbox Scott checks after he's off the water.