Red White & Blue Guide Service
Guided Fishing Trips & Mythically Deadly Catfish Bait
Red White & Blue Guide Service helps anglers get on the water — and Unicorn Shit gives catfish something they can't ignore.
No more chasing trip details through Facebook comments.
Phone numbers, headcounts, dates, and bait questions used to evaporate halfway down the thread. Fill out the forms — everything lands clean in Scott's admin panel so replies happen off the doom-scroll.
Guided trips
River rigs, muddy landings, loud reels
Half days, full grinds, after-dark whiskerfish missions — Scott knows where the bends hold fish when the gauge does weird stuff. Tell us your preferred date (plus a backup window), crew size, and how comfortable you are in current; we'll call back sorted.
Open trip request →Unicorn Shit bait
Handmade stink guaranteed to gossip with catfish
Small pouch for quick hits, large when you're staking a hole overnight. Local pickup wins on freshness; shipping works if you respect the USPS workers who dare deliver it.
Not for human consumption.
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